Ferocious

I've been trolling through my old blogs looking for good stories that i might be able to update and post here. This one tickled my fancy, and i'm just going to paste it verbatim.

[previously posted by me on MySpace, September 23, 2006]

So Tawny and i pulled this ferocious double team on Camyle on Wednesday night. We were having a taco potluck, and Camyle wandered over by where Tawny & i sit shortly beforehand. It went kind of like this.

(Camyle & Tawny talking about stuff i wasn't paying attention to)
Tawny: Yeah, i brought the lettuce.
Camyle: I don't like lettuce.
Tawny: Neither do i, actually.
Trevor: It's ok, i like lettuce. I'll eat the lettuce.
Camyle: So do you like spinach, too?
Trevor: No, i didn't much like Popeye as a kid.
Camyle: Oh, man, when i was a kid, i used to watch that Popeye movie all the freakin' time.
Trevor & Tawny: There was a Popeye movie?
Camyle: Um, yeah. With Robin Williams and Shelley Duvall?
Trevor: I don't even know who that is.
Camyle: Shelley Duvall? From The Shining?
Trevor: Never seen it.
Camyle: (frustrated) You do know who Robin Williams is, right?
Trevor: He's that fuzzy guy, isn't he?
Camyle: You are killing me.
Tawny: I know who Robin Williams is! He was in Flubber!
Camyle: Flubber? What the fuck is Flubber?
Trevor: Man, that movie is so old, it's like...1994.
Camyle: Oh, like 94 is so old. I was in college in 94.
Trevor: I was in 4th grade.
(silence)
Camyle: (bowing her head) Yeah. I'm getting out of here before you make me feel older.
Tawny: I was in 3rd.