The Farewell Address

I was rooting through some old files and i happened to find the farewell address that i sent out to all of my coworkers on my last day at WPS. So i thought i'd share.



To: (names removed to protect the guilty)
From: Trevor Triggs/WPSIC
Date: 04/26/2007 07:18PM
Subject: So long, and thanks for all the fish!

Well everybody, it's been a long time. Some of you have been with me for longer than others, all the way from training through here, having four supervisors in 2 1/2 years (if you count Mark) and traveling all the way from Nordby to CP1 (a good change), but this is the end of the road for me. I'm off to bigger, better, and far lazier things, such as watching television and sleeping. I wanted to write a really long winded speech about, you know, stuff, but i can't really think of anything else right now. I'll probably think of a great College Graduation-level speech in my car on my way home, but forget it by the time i get there. So, i guess there's really nothing left to say except so long, we've had some great times, and call me next time you have a potluck. And since i'm not going to be around, everybody else needs to step up the level of crap they give Ben, I'm not sure Angelica can handle it on her own, although she is pretty good at it. You can always get a hold of me by email at [removed].




In conclusion, you guys are great, and i'm really going to miss you all.




Except for Becca.

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Trevor Triggs
Captain, WPS Corporate Swim Team